(Compliments of CatStuff - Author Unknown)

Here by popular request (believe it or not) is the recipe for the infamous, disgusting cookies thatlook like cat poops (rolled in grapenuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.)

Last warning - many of you may not want to read this!

There are two flavors: chocolate (dark brown), or gingerbread (light brown).

The author seldom measured carefully, so the amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring. The cookies are dense and not very sweet. This is necessary so that they will keep their shape during baking. If you use white flour or sugar, they may be tastier but they won't look like poopies.

Chocolate ingredients:

    1/2 cup honey
    2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine or lard
    1 egg
    1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
    2 cups whole wheat flour
    1/3 cup cocoa powder
    grapenuts(tm) cereal

Gingerbread ingredients:

    1/4 cup honey
    1/4 cup molasses
    2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine or lard
    1 egg
    2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
    spices: ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp. each)
    rapenuts(tm) cereal

Mix-ins (optional):

    Coconut = tapeworms
    Chocolate chips = poop chunks
    Butterscotch chips = diarrhea
    Peanut butter chips = diarhhea
    Cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
    Corn = self-explanatory
    Peanuts = chunks
    M&Ms = decoration?

To make:

Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about one minute). Add the butter (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other ingredients. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill one hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grapenuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies, so watch them.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. I hear you get a lovely effect by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters. Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly disgusting."

This recipe worked especially well at the Halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

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