The music on this page is "Living On Love" CAT QUOTES "A cat has absolute emotional honesty; human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not." -- Ernest Hemingway "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats" -- Dave Platt "The phase "domestic cat" is an oxymoran" -- George F. Will "If you can't remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough" -- Unknown "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that cat has only nine lives." -- Mark Twain "The smallest feline is a masterpiece" -- Leonardo da Vinci "A Home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove it's title?" -- Mark Twain "A cat sleeps fat yet walks thin." -- Fred Scwab "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -- Bruce Graham "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown "Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use." -- Mark Twain "The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat." -- Jules Reynard "There are few tings in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." -- Tay Hohoff "Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog--a cat's a cat." -- T.S. Eliot "There is no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage." -- Carl Van Vechten "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez "A cat is like a puzzle with no solution." -- Anne Campbell "A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said of human beings." -- William Dean Inge "There are no ordinary cats." -- Colette "My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her." -- Colette "Some animals are secretive; some are shy. A cat is private." -- Leonard Michaels "I purr, therefore I am." -- Anonymous "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer." -- Comedienne Paula Poundstone "To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense." -- "The Nation" "Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." -- Mark Twain "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." -- Unknown "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb "Some people say tht cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick "If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." -- Mark Twain "There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten." -- Jules Champfleury "It is better to feed one cat than many mice." -- Old Norwegian proverb "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb "To err is human, to purr is feline." -- Robert Byrne "...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping." -- Cleveland Amory "A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread upon it." -- Henry David Thoreau "My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes." -- Unknown "It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming." -- Adalai Stevenson "One meets the cat in nearly all forms of art...curiously enough she is not a conspicuous figure in Roman or Greek art." -- Carl Van Vechten "Of all the cat toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes comletely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it." -- Stephen Baker "Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the contemplative life He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha." -- Andrew Long "The only mystery about the cat is why it decided to become a domestic animal." -- Sir Compton Mackenzie "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -- Unknown "The cat pretends to sleep that is my see the more clearly." -- Chateaubriand "Everything that moves serves to interest and amuse a cat." -- F.A. Paradis Moncrif "Most beds sleep up to six cats; ten cats without the owner." -- Stephen Baker "The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever the color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls." -- Eric Gurney "A litle lion, small and dainty sweet with sea-grey eyes and softly steppin feet." -- Graham Tomson "Dogs eat, cats dine." -- Ann Taylor "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch "Puss on the hearth with velvet paws, sits wiping o'er his whiskered jaws." -- Erasmus Darwin "If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best you can do is to keep a pair of cats." -- Aldous Huxley "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway "Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places." -- Wright Morris "And let me touch those curving claws of yellow ivory; and grasp the tail that like a monstrous asp coils round your heavy velvet paws." -- Oscar Wilde "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly "A kitten is the rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom." -- Robert Southy "I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." -- Jules Verne "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." -- Nan Porter "Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives." -- Stephen Baker "The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city." -- Carl Van Vechten "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch "You may own a cat, but cannot govern one." -- Kate Sanborn "Intelligence in the cat is underrated." -- Louis Wain "Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room." -- E.V. Lucas "Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them." -- Jim Davis "A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restfuljust to see him." -- William Lyon Phelps "Cats don't like change without their consent." -- Roger Caras "I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul." -- Jean Cocteau "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." -- Faith Resnick "Most cats, when they are out want to be in; and vice versa; and often simultaneously." -- Louis J. Camuti, DVM "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous "Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him." -- Lynn Hollyn "As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind." -- Cleveland Amory "If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed?" -- Winifred Carriere "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine "Beware of people who dislike cats." -- Irish proverb "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." -- Garrison Keillor "No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; unless my cats are thee to welcome me." -- Unknown "I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days." -- Comedian Bill Dana "Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog." -- Eleanor Clark "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul "He possessed nothing in the world except a cat, which he carried in his bosom, frequently caressing it, as his sole companion." -- Jacobus Diaconus "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Unknown "By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer." -- Colette "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette Search this site! powered by FreeFind The BratCats Navigational Pull Down Menu Won't you please take a few minutes to sign our guestbook. Thank you.
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