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"Everybody Wants To Be A Cat"

  1. Cats purr. Dogs drool.
  2. Cats are much cleaner than dogs.
  3. Dogs have to be walked, rain or shine; cats do not!
  4. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're "in the mood".
  5. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
  6. In 1996 over 10,000 U.S. deaths were attributed to a dog owners choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
  7. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
  8. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
  9. Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
  10. Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.
  11. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
  12. Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.
  13. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
  14. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
  15. Garfield. Odie. Enough said?

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