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WHAT IS A CAT?

• Cats do what they want
• They rarely listen to you
• They are totally unpredictable
• They whine when they are not happy
• When you want to play,they want to be alone
• When you want to be alone, they want to play
• They expect you to cater to their every whim
• They are moody
• They leave hair everywhere
• They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg

Conclusion: They are tiny women in little fur coats.

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WHAT IS A DOG?

• Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
• They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
• They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
• They growl when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to play.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They are great at begging.
• They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
• They leave their toys everywhere.
• They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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