Cats do what they want
They rarely listen to you
They are totally unpredictable
They whine when they are not happy
When you want to play,they want to be alone
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They are moody
They leave hair everywhere
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg
Conclusion: They are tiny women in little fur coats.